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All I Want For Christmas
I Love To Laugh
Look At You
Haha but so true!
Cheer You Up
Make Me Smile
All That Matters
It Goes On
Thats The Way
Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But, if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
Dump A Day
I'm dreaming of a nondenominational, gender-neutral, non-discriminatory, eco-friendly, socially-responsible, gluten-free, vegan Christmas.
Good luck finding something nice to wear to Christmas at Grandma's from your closet of bar hopping slut-gear.
Free Thanksgiving Cards
Christmas Card Sayings
Happy holidays to my parents who always make my visit home a time of love, affection, and tech support for their electronics.
L Got You
You're going to love the holiday present I got you and decided to keep for myself.
The holiday present you got me was absolutely perfect for someone who isn't me.
Live Laugh Love
Laughing So Hard
You don't pay me enough to get a Secret Santa gift for anyone.
Just saw a "for lease" sign, so I painted "navidad" under it.
Funny New Year
New Years Eve
You have not lived life to the fullest until you have visited Walmart on New Year's Eve!
Speech Language Pathology
Speech And Language
Oh no, I would never think you are a freak because you spend hours posing that damn elf everyday and have no kids...
May your medications trick you into believing you're actually having a Merry Christmas.
Funny Tumblr Stories
Funny Christmas Cards
You'll know I'm your Secret Santa if you don't get anything
Short Funny Quotes
New Funny Memes
Funny Meme Pictures
Jokes For Teens
Funny Quotes For Teens
Happy Holidays to all my Facebook friends and the marketers accessing my private Facebook information
Christmas Season Greetings
Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either
Waiting In Line
If I wanted to wait in line for some fat bastard to make me promises he can't keep I will just start dating again.
Merry Christmas And Happy New Year
Restorative Yoga Poses
It must be love since finding you the right holiday gift is causing me debilitating stress
Take comfort in knowing the booze I drank using the money set aside for your gift helped me get over the guilt of not getting you a gift
I'll never be the Secret Santa you deserve
Wishing you a happy whatever doesn't offend you