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Goomber flerpflerp oogrty.

I don't always herdy dur mur flerpty floopin, either! Eloquence from the Swedish Chef from the Muppets.

Guys have no clue

You do realize that my vagina has an on and off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth.

In 2012, the American public LOST ITS SHIT.

No more bacon motherfuckers. What matters most is not talked about people don't know or find out. crappy shit like twinkies are threatened with extinction and the world goes crazy.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddd I'm dead.

ah-good-sir-i-do-believe-i-have-shat-my-pantaloons.jpg pixels Ah good sir I do believe I have shat my pantaloons. This is the best meme of all time.

Sesame street is a show for kids. The characters are apparently created with health issues. This shows that it is okay to have issues because everyone has issues.

Sesame Street Needs a Psychiatrist


I just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here.

Wurt the furk

And then I was like, "whatever bitches"  and the bitches whatevered . | Correction Guy

and then I was like, whatever bitches and the bitches whatevered.


When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

Extroverts be all up in my hamster ball. This is great!

I think a lot us introverts forget to realize, that extroverts are the minority. We aren't alone in our anti-social bubbles, extroverts are alone outside them. Hug an extrovert today.