I am thankful to the Virgen of Guadalupe because I was able to discover Viagra. It had been a while that I had an eye for Dona Lucha but I did not do anything because of my condition. Now I feel like a kid despite my 63 years of age.
"My husband retired, and in order to have something to do, he began cooking, and his cooking was horrible and he made us all sick. I was afraid that he might poison us. Thanks to Blessed San Pascual he got bored with cooking and began gardening instead.
This ex voto reads, "I, Juan Pena, and my comrad Delfino Hernandez, are infinitely grateful to the Virgin of Guadalupe for healing us from a tremendous case of the runs when we were confronted by the fucking demon while being drunk.