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My jokes go unappreciated because I'm nerdy.

That's our Captain Jack! Excuse the curse word but it is so true. I feel like I constantly am making excuses for being nerdy. I love being nerdy!

And That Would Be Me

I am starting to think I will never be old enough to know better. This is my life.

Want.

The other story of my life! Literally happens to me all the time. I recently found myself stuck in a bush at the park.>>>>>> I for some odd reason do it when Im looking at where I'm going

Oooooo...so true!

Why do you have to be nice to people you want to throw a brick at? Just throw the dang brick!

{Day 15: 2/23/13} SO TRUE! Haha, I got in an amazing afternoon nap because it was truly a sleepy Saturday what with the rain pouring over us in globe-sized buckets! (Okay, not really, but it has seemed that way over the past few days). Sleep + a great conversation with my soul sister= another great day!

Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.

Waiting for you to arrive

Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity. did someone just use bombdiggity in a quote?

I'll Have to remember this there are a few i'd like to slap

I'll Have to remember this there are a few i'd like to slap LOL and don't slap so hard it's not believable that there is a mosquito there!

This saying makes me laugh...

"Life is too short to be serious all the time, so if you can't laugh at yourself, then call me.I'll laugh at you" - Unknown.

Most Funny Quotes :Top 30 Funny quotes for Teens

Most Funny Quotes :Top 30 Funny quotes for Teens

So true....and when some when says.."do you remember when..." And it happened 2 mins before!

so true every time my mom tells me to look in her eyes and tell the truth without smiling lol

Sorry works when a mistake is made, but not when trust is broken. So in life, make mistakes but never break trust. Forgiving a mistake is easy, but forgetting and trusting again is sometimes impossible. - You broke the implied trust that

Sarah Jessica Parker Sex in the City Carrie Bradshaw  Maybe some Women aren't meant to be tamed Vinyl Lettering Wall Say8ng--HAVE 61 VINYL C...

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with them. ~ Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City

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Pain makes you stronger. Years make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap. So drink on and be merry!

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