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Everything happens for a reason. But don't forget sometimes that reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions.

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What I say in my head when I bother to catch the last few words of whatever they just said to me.

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lol im going to try that

Hated going to bed and taking naps when I was younger...now I love both!!

Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.

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Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.


I HATE when people call or text me at and ask this!

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Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity!

I am colorfully weird!

Lol so true!

That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. Or ten kiddie cups in random places.especially when the dish washer is full!

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Bahaaaaaaaaaaa, so funny

I was just sayin that to someone the other day! Lol

Me all the time. It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about all the clever shit you could ahve said

Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.

Life is too short to be serious all the time - http://jokideo.com/life-is-too-short-to-be-serious-all-the-time/

Life is too short to be serious all the time

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me.I’ll laugh at you.

For the love of god women, eat a salad!

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine