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If you won't sing in the car with me when we drive, we can't be friends. So true.

Awwwww! Gotta buy some for the husband as a "test." Poor him. :)"

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Sometimes, the first step toward forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy.

Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy. I use bat-ass crazy, no matter how you say it, it describes, too many people in my life!

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I Don't Need To Flirt I Will Seduce You With My awkwardness. I seriously need to learn how to flirt haha

Thank gosh!

Oh, thank god! But the sad thing is, when I get older I will probably still say thank god I don't look like I did at

Hahaha!!! I'm almost positive I've heard this one before

This, tragically, is all true (26 Photos)

Me: I'm actually happy right now. Life: LOL one sec. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

hahahaha! oh...that's so ridiculously true! hahaha!

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"I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.so me.

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I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

I will lick you...lol

Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you. Or I will bite you.

True.

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Your dreams are never silly. If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there's some millionaire walking around who invented the pool noodle.

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