Reasons Texas is Utopia. They neglect to mention that it makes a sincere effort to rival hell for temperatures every summer. It would be a really great place if we let Ann Richards run the show in perpetuity and kept the thermostat below 70 at all times.
The original comment on this was, "Provence is a place that I wouldn't mind visiting, but I don't think I could ever live there. They're just too brutal to their trees! I would live there in a heartbeat.