Funny Text Message - Call/text me when you are on your way. (What the freak) Autocorrect get ya? On the periodic table, the symbol for potassium is K. OMG you are such a nerd! Lol I use this with some of my nursing friends!
Hey mom I got detention:( What? What happened and you're grounded. Well when the teacher was standing in front of the chalk board she asked all idiots to stand up. I stood up and said to her 'well I didn't want you to feel lonely.