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Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm glad we have finally accepted the fact that finding a suitable man in this town shares the same odds as finding a live unicorn. YES RATCHET PHILLY SMH LOL

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

Free, Confession Ecard: If you're funny, you're automatically more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

Funny Workplace Ecard: If you ever get caught sleeping on the job.slowly raise your head and say 'in Jesus name amen.

Ha ha his ex

Its so hard to convey your true meaning via email or text!

I'm done with today and about done with tomorrow. SO glad this week is over at work. Hopefully next week won't suck as much

Tips and Remedies for Morning Sickness

CUDDLING It's all sweet and innocent until someone gets an erection. OMg lol thought this would make ya laugh lauzeeee xxx

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

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