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The danger of shopping at Target. This is me at Target shopping with the girls every single time!

That might help, lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

Yeah, like A LOT!

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Drinking Wine

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

Funny Confession Ecard: Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

Anyone who knows me well, knows I pick the raisins out of my oatmeal raisin cookie and the the oatmeal cookie! mmmm, chocolate chip oatmeal cookies are yummm-o though :)

um, yes! please save the attention seeking 'poor me' stuff for your mama!

Funny pictures about When I read status updates. Oh, and cool pics about When I read status updates. Also, When I read status updates.

As I do more laundry...

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy -- the perfect sign for my laundry room.

Vic Fuentes, Andy Biersack, Alan Ashby, Austin Carlile, Kellin Quinn the list go's on and on

Many a time has passed when I did the exact same thing. Possibly even said/thought the same thing.

motherhood

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Haha haha!

its true (not for me) I hate target its a bunch of people thinking they're better than you because they arent shopping at walmart. get over yourselves its target.

lol

Yup, allllll the time until morning! My kids get the towel on their own! Hahaha thank god for plastic mattress covers!

shit never works

Lies!

Kraft has been making mac & cheese for how long now? Since 1937 (yep, I just Wikipedia'd it). that's plenty of time for them to invent a true easy-open box. You sit on a throne of lies!

HIlarious from NickMom! Cleaning with kids vs. cleaning without kids. SO funny because it's true!

Cleaning With Kids vs. Cleaning Without Kids

This is so why I have a cleaning lady. Even if the house only stays clean for about 30 minutes after we get home. Cleaning Up With The Kids vs. Without The Kids

courtesy hello #humor #someecards

Bonus if your phone partner is driving as well! Mom is my driving phone call always!

No Soliciting

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

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