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Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns

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Subversive Cross Stitch
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Mind Your Own Uterus Part 7 of the #prochoicesal is released! Because your decisions about what happens inside your body belong to you and no one else. Everyone else can BUTT OUT! Join the SAL! Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns, Funny Cross Stitch Patterns, Cross Stitch Quotes, Protest Art, Cross Stitch Collection, Right To Choose, Pro Choice, Modern Cross Stitch, You Funny
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns
Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
Cross Stitch Quotes
Protest Art
Cross Stitch Collection
Right To Choose
Pro Choice
Modern Cross Stitch
You Funny
Mind Your Own Uterus Part 7 of the #prochoicesal is released! Because your decisions about what happens inside your body belong to you and no one else. Everyone else can BUTT OUT! Join the SAL!
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
Join like-minded stitchers in the Pro-Choice 2022 Mystery Stitch and you can enjoy 10 weeks of surprise stitching where you will transform fabric and thread into a beautiful, colorful and snarky design. Snarky, Choices, Mystery, Funny Quotes
Snarky
Choices
Mystery
Funny Quotes
Join like-minded stitchers in the Pro-Choice 2022 Mystery Stitch and you can enjoy 10 weeks of surprise stitching where you will transform fabric and thread into a beautiful, colorful and snarky design.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
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If you’d rather get a root canal than use that grimy old plunger you keep near the toilet, you need this cross stitch pattern as part of your bathroom decor. Help prevent your privy from getting backed up with this lovely and almost-classy reminder to your guests. Poop Jokes, Potty Humor, Stitch Shop, Root Canal, Plunger
Poop Jokes
Potty Humor
Stitch Shop
Root Canal
Plunger
If you’d rather get a root canal than use that grimy old plunger you keep near the toilet, you need this cross stitch pattern as part of your bathroom decor. Help prevent your privy from getting backed up with this lovely and almost-classy reminder to your guests.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
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Welcome folks into your home or hang it up as part of your bathroom decor for a laugh. With lively sunset oranges contrasted with deep blue accents, this pattern is charming in both hoop frames and square frames. Stitch 2, Blue Accents
Stitch 2
Blue Accents
Welcome folks into your home or hang it up as part of your bathroom decor for a laugh. With lively sunset oranges contrasted with deep blue accents, this pattern is charming in both hoop frames and square frames.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
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Bathrooms should be a calming, relaxing space. Enhance your bathroom decor with this cross stitch pattern featuring a vintage font in spa inspired colors of soft green, pale pumpkin and sky blue. Designed to promote a quiet amusement, it looks great in both hoop frames and standard frames in any room. Cross Stitch Embroidery, Vintage Fonts, Soft Green
Cross Stitch Embroidery
Vintage Fonts
Soft Green
Bathrooms should be a calming, relaxing space. Enhance your bathroom decor with this cross stitch pattern featuring a vintage font in spa inspired colors of soft green, pale pumpkin and sky blue. Designed to promote a quiet amusement, it looks great in both hoop frames and standard frames in any room.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
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Did your commode get a great review? Guests lining up to sit upon your fantastic throne? Let all of your friends and family know with this amusing cross stitch pattern featuring 5 golden yellow stars and simple black lettering. Or make a gift for a friend's bathroom decor to celebrate their exceptionally clean latrine Make A Gift, Golden Yellow
Make A Gift
Golden Yellow
Did your commode get a great review? Guests lining up to sit upon your fantastic throne? Let all of your friends and family know with this amusing cross stitch pattern featuring 5 golden yellow stars and simple black lettering. Or make a gift for a friend's bathroom decor to celebrate their exceptionally clean latrine
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
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No one reads magazines on the toilet anymore. We’re all on our cell phones! If you’re like me and you’re the ONLY one in your household that changes the toilet paper roll, you might need this pattern as part of your bathroom decor. lol Vintage inspired letters in bright oranges, pinks and blues are surround by a lovely deep blue border with delicate curls. Toilet Paper Roll
Toilet Paper Roll
No one reads magazines on the toilet anymore. We’re all on our cell phones! If you’re like me and you’re the ONLY one in your household that changes the toilet paper roll, you might need this pattern as part of your bathroom decor. lol Vintage inspired letters in bright oranges, pinks and blues are surround by a lovely deep blue border with delicate curls.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
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“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Poop, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor. Vintage Style, Vintage Inspired, Broken Hearted
Vintage Style
Vintage Inspired
Broken Hearted
“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Poop, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
0:06
“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Shit, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor.
“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Shit, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
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Imagine a guest using your powder room when they spot this little gem. Surprise and impress your friends and family with this delightfully unexpected compliment! With vibrant blue, vintage style lettering and golden swirls. You could stitch up this quick project in no time. Hang it up as part of your bathroom decor, toilet or wherever you want. Cross Patterns
Cross Patterns
Imagine a guest using your powder room when they spot this little gem. Surprise and impress your friends and family with this delightfully unexpected compliment! With vibrant blue, vintage style lettering and golden swirls. You could stitch up this quick project in no time. Hang it up as part of your bathroom decor, toilet or wherever you want.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
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Here I sit, And hesitate. Shall I shit, Or masturbate?” As raunchy a limerick as anyone could possibly want as part of their bathroom decor or powder room. Every one who uses your loo will loose their mind laughing. This pattern features vintage fonts in cheerful colors, surrounded by pretty borders and crowned with a roll of toilet paper. Limerick, Masturbation
Limerick
Masturbation
Here I sit, And hesitate. Shall I shit, Or masturbate?” As raunchy a limerick as anyone could possibly want as part of their bathroom decor or powder room. Every one who uses your loo will loose their mind laughing. This pattern features vintage fonts in cheerful colors, surrounded by pretty borders and crowned with a roll of toilet paper.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
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“If you pee on the seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush. Love, Mom” It can’t hurt to remind them, right? As a nod to traditional cross stitch, this pattern features a pretty pink flower wreath and a message written inside in a back-stitched cursive script. As a Mom of two boys, I wish I had this pattern years ago. Floral Cross Stitch Pattern, Geometric Wedding, Back Stitch, Color Patterns, Pattern Designs, Flower Wreath, Pdf Pattern
Floral Cross Stitch Pattern
Geometric Wedding
Back Stitch
Color Patterns
Pattern Designs
Flower Wreath
Pdf Pattern
“If you pee on the seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush. Love, Mom” It can’t hurt to remind them, right? As a nod to traditional cross stitch, this pattern features a pretty pink flower wreath and a message written inside in a back-stitched cursive script. As a Mom of two boys, I wish I had this pattern years ago.
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
No one reads magazines on the toilet anymore. We’re all on our cell phones! If you’re like me and you’re the ONLY one in your household that changes the toilet paper roll, you might need this pattern as part of your bathroom decor. lol Vintage inspired letters in bright oranges, pinks and blues are surround by a lovely deep blue border with delicate curls. Read Magazines
Read Magazines
No one reads magazines on the toilet anymore. We’re all on our cell phones! If you’re like me and you’re the ONLY one in your household that changes the toilet paper roll, you might need this pattern as part of your bathroom decor. lol Vintage inspired letters in bright oranges, pinks and blues are surround by a lovely deep blue border with delicate curls.
Here I sit, And hesitate. Shall I shit, Or masturbate?” As raunchy a limerick as anyone could possibly want as part of their bathroom decor or powder room. Every one who uses your loo will loose their mind laughing. This pattern features vintage fonts in cheerful colors, surrounded by pretty borders and crowned with a roll of toilet paper.
Here I sit, And hesitate. Shall I shit, Or masturbate?” As raunchy a limerick as anyone could possibly want as part of their bathroom decor or powder room. Every one who uses your loo will loose their mind laughing. This pattern features vintage fonts in cheerful colors, surrounded by pretty borders and crowned with a roll of toilet paper.
Bathrooms should be a calming, relaxing space. Enhance your bathroom decor with this cross stitch pattern featuring a vintage font in spa inspired colors of soft green, pale pumpkin and sky blue. Designed to promote a quiet amusement, it looks great in both hoop frames and standard frames in any room. Knit Or Crochet
Knit Or Crochet
Bathrooms should be a calming, relaxing space. Enhance your bathroom decor with this cross stitch pattern featuring a vintage font in spa inspired colors of soft green, pale pumpkin and sky blue. Designed to promote a quiet amusement, it looks great in both hoop frames and standard frames in any room.
“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Poop, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor.
“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Poop, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor.
“If you pee on the seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush. Love, Mom” It can’t hurt to remind them, right? As a nod to traditional cross stitch, this pattern features a pretty pink flower wreath and a message written inside in a back-stitched cursive script. As a Mom of two boys, I wish I had this pattern years ago. Cursive Script
Cursive Script
“If you pee on the seat, I will clean it with your toothbrush. Love, Mom” It can’t hurt to remind them, right? As a nod to traditional cross stitch, this pattern features a pretty pink flower wreath and a message written inside in a back-stitched cursive script. As a Mom of two boys, I wish I had this pattern years ago.
Did your commode get a great review? Guests lining up to sit upon your fantastic throne? Let all of your friends and family know with this amusing cross stitch pattern featuring 5 golden yellow stars and simple black lettering. Or make a gift for a friend's bathroom decor to celebrate their exceptionally clean latrine.
Did your commode get a great review? Guests lining up to sit upon your fantastic throne? Let all of your friends and family know with this amusing cross stitch pattern featuring 5 golden yellow stars and simple black lettering. Or make a gift for a friend's bathroom decor to celebrate their exceptionally clean latrine.
If you’d rather get a root canal than use that grimy old plunger you keep near the toilet, you need this cross stitch pattern as part of your bathroom decor. Help prevent your privy from getting backed up with this lovely and almost-classy reminder to your guests.
If you’d rather get a root canal than use that grimy old plunger you keep near the toilet, you need this cross stitch pattern as part of your bathroom decor. Help prevent your privy from getting backed up with this lovely and almost-classy reminder to your guests.
Welcome folks into your home or hang it up as part of your bathroom decor for a laugh. With lively sunset oranges contrasted with deep blue accents, this pattern is charming in both hoop frames and square frames.
Welcome folks into your home or hang it up as part of your bathroom decor for a laugh. With lively sunset oranges contrasted with deep blue accents, this pattern is charming in both hoop frames and square frames.
Imagine a guest using your powder room when they spot this little gem. Surprise and impress your friends and family with this delightfully unexpected compliment! With vibrant blue, vintage style lettering and golden swirls. You could stitch up this quick project in no time. Hang it up as part of your bathroom decor, toilet or wherever you want.
Imagine a guest using your powder room when they spot this little gem. Surprise and impress your friends and family with this delightfully unexpected compliment! With vibrant blue, vintage style lettering and golden swirls. You could stitch up this quick project in no time. Hang it up as part of your bathroom decor, toilet or wherever you want.
“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Shit, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor.
“Here I Sit, Broken Hearted, Came to Shit, But Only Farted” A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it as part your bathroom decor.
Do you hate to cook? Me, too! The longer I can stay away from the stove, the better. lol This cross stitch pattern features simple dark blue lettering in a blue, teal and green floral wreath. If you'd rather make reservations than dinner, hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love. Venture, Cross Stitching, First Names, Stove
Venture
Cross Stitching
First Names
Stove
Do you hate to cook? Me, too! The longer I can stay away from the stove, the better. lol This cross stitch pattern features simple dark blue lettering in a blue, teal and green floral wreath. If you'd rather make reservations than dinner, hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love.
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I really don’t like to cook. How about you? lol The snarky quote features stunning lettering and food motifs such as a cell phone, take out box, and dinner place setting. All of these are tied together in bright blue hues and gold highlights. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate). Snarky Quotes, Dinner Places, Gold Highlights, Place Setting
Snarky Quotes
Dinner Places
Gold Highlights
Place Setting
I really don’t like to cook. How about you? lol The snarky quote features stunning lettering and food motifs such as a cell phone, take out box, and dinner place setting. All of these are tied together in bright blue hues and gold highlights. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Notorious Needle - Snarky Cross Stitch Patterns and Tutorials
Subversive Cross Stitch Patterns | Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
The little woman, all dolled up in a cutesy apron, cooks dinner in time for her man to come home. NOT! This cross stitch pattern pokes fun at the 1950’s pinup stereotype with a vintage style, pale-yellow apron with bright green accents and white polka dots. Hang it up in your kitchen, or stitch for someone you love. Pale Yellow, Bright Green, White Polka Dot, Polka Dots, Yellow Apron
Pale Yellow
Bright Green
White Polka Dot
Polka Dots
Yellow Apron
The little woman, all dolled up in a cutesy apron, cooks dinner in time for her man to come home. NOT! This cross stitch pattern pokes fun at the 1950’s pinup stereotype with a vintage style, pale-yellow apron with bright green accents and white polka dots. Hang it up in your kitchen, or stitch for someone you love.