If a blood-gushing emergency occurs, hold pressure and crack open an egg. Peel egg membrane off and place it on wound (continue holding pressure). The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches.
Destination Domestication: Baby Boxes - memory boxes you can give your child at graduation. I would even write a letter to child each birthday to express what your feeling and what they accomplished that year.