"An actual thing my thirteen year old brother just said: 'If girls are asking to be raped because their clothes don't completely cover all of their bodies, then boys are asking to be kicked in the balls just because they don't wear cups everywhere.
To be honest though, I wish History was like that. Alexander of Macedon was pretty. Hitler was not. Like, true or false test questions. Not when did this "important" dude die? Audrey Hepburn is amazing!