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A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more--would never do those little household repairs that most. Funny Family Jokes, Bf Jokes, Funny Relationship Jokes, Funny Long Jokes, Work Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Family Humor, Funny Quotes, Teen Quotes

A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house

A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more -- would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This...

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An elderly husband and wife go to the Doctor – his problem is...

An elderly husband and wife go to the Doctor. After the elderly man's examination, the doctor said, 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After I have sex with the wife, I am usually cold and...

A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said angrily, “Maybe I’ll just. Blonde Humor, Funny Blonde Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Best Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Funny Things, Funny Memes, Clean Blonde Jokes, Long Jokes

A blonde wants a pair of alligator shoes

A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said angrily, “Maybe I’ll just...

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Give Me Some Of That AIDS Stuff! – Joke

There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to be hung 3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

90 year old George went for his annual physical examination. All of his tests came back with normal results. Darns said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with. Funny Long Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Silly Jokes, Funny Quotes, Funny Memes, Funny Stuff, Cartoon Quotes, Hilarious Jokes, Humor

90 year old George went for his annual physical examination

90 year old George went for his annual physical examination. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with...

golf humor Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt. Funny Long Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Silly Jokes, Funny Quotes, Dad Jokes, Hilarious Jokes, Funny Stuff, Short Clean Jokes

Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day since his...

Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.” His wife sympathises and...

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SCREW THAT !!

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop.. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, “That’s them”. The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.

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The football player refuses to leave first class – ’til this happens

A flight is on its way to New York, when a big burly football player in economy class gets up, moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches him do this, and asks to see his ticket. She then informs the linebacker...

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When an American Spy tried to act as a Local in a Soviet Bar | OfficiallyBored

but you are American spy" The spy pulls out his accordeon and plays a wonderful Russian folk song, everyone in the bar tearing up, including the barkeep. "You sing like Russian", he said under tears, "but you are American spy" He starts dancing the Kozachok, worthy of the Bolshoy dancers. "You dance

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Unique Wedding Gift by Husband for his Wife | OfficiallyBored

urinal next to him also has a "Wy" on his penis. He then asks the guy if his wife is named Wendy. The guy replies in a Jamaican accent "no man, why do you ask". The husband then explains that he noticed the Wy on his penis and shared that he also has Wy and then when erect it says "Wendy". The stran

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A man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner

On their first date, a man asked his companion if she'd like a drink with dinner. "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said. Later, he offered her a cigarette. "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said...

A lawyer dies and goes to hell. The devil pulls up his file on his computer and sighs, “You’ve been a naughty boy haven’t you? Extortion, gambling, sex with prostitutes and even murder!” The lawyer hangs his head in shame and the devil pats. Funny Long Jokes, Funny Cartoon Quotes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Funny Puns, Funny Stuff, Hilarious Jokes, Crazy Funny, Minions Quotes

The devil lets this man pick his own punishment – not all is what...

A lawyer dies and goes to hell... The devil pulls up his file on his computer and sighs, “You’ve been a naughty boy haven’t you? Extortion, gambling, sex with prostitutes and even murder!” The lawyer hangs his head in shame and the devil pats him lightly on the shoulder. “I’m a fair guy...

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and. Funniest Short Jokes, Funny Long Jokes, Funny English Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Silly Jokes, Funny Quotes, Funny Stuff, Bio Quotes

He thought the old lady was so kind – until he discovered her secret

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like." "Sure.", I...

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When a Polish guy married an American Woman | OfficiallyBored

grounds?" POLE: "JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms." LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," he responded. LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE: "No," he replied, "we have a two-car c