I can slightly control my laughter but other than that this is me.
I'm actually really afraid that no one will ever fall in love with me
Why are middle school girls now skipping the awkward stage and going straight to pretty? No. Get acne and wear that ugly skirt your mom bought you. Do your time.
I've been with my girl for going on 3 years now. She had 2 daughters before we got together, whom I consider my own. Yesterday, our oldest daughter (9) asked me to a father-daughter dance. I cried...
"My dad just told me I'm adopted. He adopted me after his parents didn't want me. We're brothers."
I wore my joker shirt today and ran into a girl wearing a batman shirt. She and I stared at each other for the longest time....and then she said "this is my city" and I said "then prepare to watch it go up in flames". Best day ever lol