The lawnmower one isn't funny. That happened to a good friend of mine when she was a little girl, and she's lived with prosthetic legs since then. So don't laugh at that, please because she is such a happy energetic girl that it would break my heart.
funny how you can see the most nightmarish and freaky things but when you have a dream about "spiders wanting me to tapdance." (Harry Potter refernece) you freak out. BoL PJO Percy says Annabeth's hair smells like "lemon soap"!