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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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Funny Joke: I just don’t wanna go to school! Funny English Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Short Jokes Funny, Funny Jokes And Riddles, Funny School Jokes, Funny Cartoon Quotes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Funny Joke Quote, Very Funny Jokes

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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Paige Elmore