You can't skip to the ending. by TaijaVigilia on DeviantArt
"You can't skip to the ending." "Says who? Oh this is so sad... you know she dies and her grandmother's cat goes to..." "BOOK! BACK! NOW!" .. "I'm not listening, stop ruining the story!!" "I was only kidding, I didn't read the end. Here, lets finish it." "It's ok. You can read the last two chapters if you want to." "Um.. thanks. You realise it'll now take us like a week to finish this?"