Catharina Kristoffersen

Catharina Kristoffersen

Catharina Kristoffersen
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"I work the cash register at a local Starbucks. When a customer orders a drink I like to say "enjoy your drink" and see how many people say "you too". It's the best when you see them mentally facepalm."

"I work the cash register at a local Starbucks. When a customer orders a drink I like to say "enjoy your drink" and see how many people say "you too". It's the best when you see them mentally facepalm."

Yes, I will be lonely for the rest of my life!!!!

Yes, I will be lonely for the rest of my life!!!!

" My skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word"

" My skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word"

"I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything I say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel."

"I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything I say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel."

"I love singing. I suck at it. I love dancing. I suck at it. Doesn't make it any less fun."

"I love singing. I suck at it. I love dancing. I suck at it. Doesn't make it any less fun."

"I love singing. I suck at it. I love dancing. I suck at it. Doesn't make it any less fun."

"I love singing. I suck at it. I love dancing. I suck at it. Doesn't make it any less fun."

"If you get hit first, you are allowed to hit back. If you are the one hitting first, be prepared to be hit back. It doesn't matter what your gender is."

"If you get hit first, you are allowed to hit back. If you are the one hitting first, be prepared to be hit back. It doesn't matter what your gender is."

because I can never get a guy...

because I can never get a guy...

"I'm waiting for this presidency to just be a commercial where hangry trump eats a snickers and goes back to being Obama "

"I'm waiting for this presidency to just be a commercial where hangry trump eats a snickers and goes back to being Obama "

""Do you work here?" I get asked as I'm wearing the employee vest, name tag, and holding a scanning gun "...No I don't, sorry""

""Do you work here?" I get asked as I'm wearing the employee vest, name tag, and holding a scanning gun "...No I don't, sorry""